Me (stepping into shoe store): I'll see you in a bit.
Him (panicking): You're going to buy shoes!
Him (visibly confused): But you only just bought a pair two days back!
Me (losing patience): Yeah..?
Him (exasperated): Do you know how many pairs of shoes you already have?
Me (with an incredibly offended look on my face): That's a question you must NEVER ask a lady! *walks into shoe store*
Image Credit: The husband and his iPhone 4S